"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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