and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
tell me about the eggs
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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