im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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