i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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