I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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