Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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