me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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