So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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