i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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