North Korea, Best Korea!
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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