my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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