Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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