1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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