I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a shit load of segways right now
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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