I got her a Nickelback box set.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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