I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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