Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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