Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
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Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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