Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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