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he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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