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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..

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(619): View more from California

I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case

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(204): View more from Manitoba

this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.

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(516): View more from New York

VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.

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(305): View more from Florida

I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.

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(916): View more from California

He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy

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