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(603): View more from New Hampshire

just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap

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(432): View more from Texas

TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?

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(330): View more from Ohio

When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...

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(970): View more from Colorado

There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate

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