I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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