Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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