Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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