Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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