So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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