oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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