He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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