called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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