OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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