ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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