Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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