you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
