we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
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My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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