i permit you to call me
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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