who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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