Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Your cock deserves a montage
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
how drunk are you?
Several
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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