I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize
