Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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