I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i would one night stand the shit outta him
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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