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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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