...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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