when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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