Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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