I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
He has the fingertips of a God
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