Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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