He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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