Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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