these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
His nipple licking is glorious
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