She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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