You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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