Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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