erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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