SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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