help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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